Nothing good can come from slut dropping after the age of 30

Ok so those who follow me over on Instagram will know all about my little dancing accident back in July, which resulted in my snapped acrutiatic ligurment in my knee. I would normally take something like this very seriously but in the circumstances it really was hilarious….

So picture the scene….my best friends wedding and the first time I’ve ever left my youngest child with family…first time I’ve properly had a drink as well in literally years….beautiful venue, immaculate bridesmaids and little old me…

Everything was going so well until around 9pm I began to feel a little tired and at a point were I should have called it a day, but no! that would have been sensible. So instead after spending 30 mins in my stunning hotel room up a lovely 4 flights of stairs and a quick shoe change from heels to Havanas, I threw myself back into the celebrations, ordered a vodka, necked it and then hit the dance floor….

Now in my defence the next part is slightly hazy, some say I tried to twerk, some say I slipped on a spilt drink and others say I tried to slut drop!!! But which ever it was (I’m going with the latter) I ended up man down and in a serious amount of pain.

The worst part if this whole ordeal was the next hour which followed, I was kindly helped up and I held back tears and tried to hide the amount of pain I was in and did manage to walk but only a few steps before my whole knee gave way in a feeling I can only describe as your whole knee feeling like jelly inside and there being no stability or strength. I won’t lie that people’s action towards me were very frustrating in that my partner and friends didn’t seem to believe me when I tried to tell them I was in agony and I genuinely couldn’t walk. Thankfully a lovely member of the hotel staff had seen me fall and seen the amount of pain I was in and took over my care…I am so greatful for this .

So long story short a trip to A&E the next day and a pair of crutches later I am officially NEVER SLUT DROPPING AGAIN

Love Abs

Xxx

 

 

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